Well, I'm the recruiting officer for my clan, Kill On Sight. We get a steady number of recruits, and arn't THAT picky on who who we bring in, all we ask is that they can be mature and active. Sometimes, we get a "pack" of recruits, and by that I mean a few friends will all join together, which sucks in my position, because if I don't let one of the friends in, then the others will leave with him. Well, this recently happend where three friends left their old clan to join ours, and two of them were great players and pretty cool kids. Now, the third kid was like 14 years old, has hardcore ADD attacks, and is simply a tool. So, we try to stay away from kids like that, but on the other hand, I want these other two guys to stay. Tough situation. Well, after about a week, I was fed up with this kid, and finally told him that he just wouldn't fit in with us, and that is when the shit hit the fan. This kid went NUTS. Started screaming at the top of his lungs, started calling me this and that, so as I right clicked his name to ban him from TS, I realized how hilarious this whole thing was, so I decided to record it. Now, I started the recording when he was rambling on asking us if we could hear him. I don't know why, but I suppose his ADD was kicking in, and he was just screaming on about anything that came to his mind. Now, I'm a pretty laid back guy, as you will hear in this recording, and actually found the humor in this "outburst" of his. Now, just to give you the rundown on who everyone is, Ruether, who is the kid screaming, was the recruit. I am the guy telling Ruether that I can hear him, sounding pretty laid back, and the guy saying "you have a small pee pee" at the beginning and twords the end telling me now to say anything and let him scream was a member of my clan. Anyway, I'm sure you guys will get lots of laughs out of this recording, and encourage you to pass it around to your buddies so they can get a kick out of it too. Ladies and gentleman, I'm proud to present..."Ruether Going Nuts".

Also, in case you were wondering what happend to his two friends, they dipped and went to start their own clan with Ruether. Good luck to them, because I can't imagine a kid like this having any sort of leadership role in a clan. Anyway, enjoy!