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Posted: 16 Nov 2002 15:13
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A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars
are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the clerics is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and
says, "So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars. There's
nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must
have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace
the rest of our days."
The priest replies, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from
God."
The rabbi continues, "And look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of Mogan David wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then he hands the bottle to the priest.
The priest agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the
rabbi. The rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands
it back to the priest.
The priest asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The rabbi replies, "No... I think I'll wait for the police."
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"THE ARAFAT STAMP"
Arafat wants a postage stamp issued with his picture on it. So, he
instructs his people, stressing that it should be of high International
quality.
The stamps are created, printed, and released.
Arafat is very pleased.
But within a few days of release of the stamp, he begins hearing
complaints that the stamp is not sticking, and he became infuriated.
He calls the people responsible and orders them to investigate the matter.
They check the matter out at several post offices, and they report the
problem to Arafat.
The report states, "There is nothing wrong with the quality of the stamp.
The problem is people are spitting on the wrong side."
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