I'm cool
Out in the Kentucky hills, you don't see a lot of people hang
gliding, but Old Zeke saved up and bought himself a rig.
He took it to the top of the highest mountain, took off running,
and was suddenly blissfully airborne.
Meanwhile Ma and Pa Hicks were sitting on the porch, when Ma suddenly
said, "Pa! that there's the biggest bird I've ever seen!"
Pa stood up. "Ma", he said, "Get my gun."
Ma brought him the gun and he fired off several shots;
Bang! Bang! Bang! But the enormous bird continued to sail silently
over the tree tops.
"I believe you missed him, Pa", Ma said.
"Yeah", Pa replied, "But at least he let go of Old Zeke.
gliding, but Old Zeke saved up and bought himself a rig.
He took it to the top of the highest mountain, took off running,
and was suddenly blissfully airborne.
Meanwhile Ma and Pa Hicks were sitting on the porch, when Ma suddenly
said, "Pa! that there's the biggest bird I've ever seen!"
Pa stood up. "Ma", he said, "Get my gun."
Ma brought him the gun and he fired off several shots;
Bang! Bang! Bang! But the enormous bird continued to sail silently
over the tree tops.
"I believe you missed him, Pa", Ma said.
"Yeah", Pa replied, "But at least he let go of Old Zeke.
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Subject: THE BLONDEST JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female
neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mailbox and again
opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out
again, marched to the mailbox,
opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which
she replied, "There certainly is!"
(are you ready? ... this is a beauty ....)
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"My stupid computer keeps saying: "YOU'VE GOT MAIL"
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female
neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mailbox and again
opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out
again, marched to the mailbox,
opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which
she replied, "There certainly is!"
(are you ready? ... this is a beauty ....)
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"My stupid computer keeps saying: "YOU'VE GOT MAIL"
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