Waar of NIET waar??????????

[Vas Gwarf]

Ik kwam een site met verhalen tegen.
Ze zeggen dat het een site van de FBI is.

Voorbeeldje:

Megan Fry, 44 years old, is killed by 14 state troopers after she wandered onto a live firing, fake town simulation. Seeing all the troopers walking slow down the street Megan Fry has jumped out in front of them and yelled. "Boo!" The troopers, thinking she was a pop up target fired 67 shots between them, over 40 of them hitting target. "She just looked like a very real looking target." One of the troopers stated in his report.

Nog een andere:

Military Sergeant John Joe Winter killed his "two timing wife" by loading her car with Trintynitrate explosive (similar to C4) the Ford Taurus she was driving was filled with 750 kgs of explosive, forming a force twice as powerful as the Oklahoma Bombing. The explosion was witnessed by several persons some up to 14 kilometers away. No trace of the car or the
victim were ever found. Only a 55 meter deep crater, and 500m of missing road.

Jeezzzzzzzzzzz

Ik zal er de komende dagen nog meer plaatsen

Ze zijn te gek voor woorden

[Vas Gwarf]

Ik kan het niet laten.

Ik zie het al helemaal voor me, VUURTJE????????? BUURVROUW!!!!!!!!

Patty Winter, 35 years old, was killed by her neighbor in the early hours of a Sunday morning. Her neighbor, Falt Hame, for years had a mounted F6 phantom jet engine in his rear yard. He would fire the jet engine, aimed at a empty block at the back of his property. Patty Winter would constantly complain to the local sheriff's officers about the noise and the potential risk of fire. Mr Hame was served with a notice to remove the engine immediately. Not liking this he invited Miss Winter over "for a cup of coffee and a chat" about the whole situation. What Winter didn't know was that he had changed the position of the engine, as she walked into the yard he activated it, hitting her with a blast of 5000 degrees, killing her instantly, and forever burning her outline into the driveway.

[Vas Gwarf]

Hier nog een paar.

onder het motto jong geleerd, oud..............euh..........jong gedaan

Peter Stone, 42 years old, is murdered by his 8 year old daughter, who he had just sent to her room with no dinner. Young Samantha Stone felt that if she couldn't have dinner no one should, and she promptly inserted 72 rat poison tablets into her fathers coffee as he prepared dinner. The victim took one sip and promptly collapsed. Samantha Stone was given a
suspended sentence as the judge felt she didn't realize what she was doing, until she tried to poison her mother using the same method one month later.

Ben ik ff blij dat mijn schoon vader niets van wapens weet

David Danil, 17 years old, was killed by his girl friend after he attempted to "have his way with her" his unwelcome advance was met with a double barreled shotgun. Charla's (the girlfriend) father had given it to her an hour before the date started, just in case

[ElektrA]

Bovenstaande verhalen doen me meteen denken aan een bepaalde site, die ongeveer 1 keer per 3 maanden de gemoederen flink bezig houdt.

Banzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai!
Ohwnee, bonzai kittens.

Geintje van een stel studenten, die voor het nemen van een stel foto's een paar katten in grote glazen flessen heeft gestopt.
Hierbij het verhaal vertellen dat als je ze maar lang genoeg in die flessen houdt, ze klein blijven, ze vierkant worden, rond of driehoekig, (net wat het beste bij je interieur past en wat je het mooiste vindt)

Kep de url nu ff niet beschikbaar, maar als je goed naar de foto's kijkt, zie je: okay, best wel angstige katten, want in zo'n pot gepropt worden is eng, maar je ziet geen:
-kat die helemaal klem zit in een pot
-geen glazen potten besmeurd met eten of uitwerpselen
-brandschone katten, terwijl ze zich niet kunnen poetsen
-geen misvormde, vierkante, ronde en veel te kleine katten.

Ik ben benieuwd wanneer ik via e-mail weer een petitie krijg tegen de bonzai kittens.


^^^^hihi, eerste forumposting op mijn nieuwe lappie.

[macendoes]

ha nice

dan heeft Q eindelijk uwe lappie klaar gekregen

ik zou zeggen el : nog veel lappie plezier

[Vas Gwarf]

Nee el geen banzaai site

Dit is een andere en de berichten zijn van de FBI van moorden die men onderzoekt.

Debby Mills-Newbroughton, 99 years old, was killed as she crossed the road. She was to turn 100 the next day, but crossing the road with her daughter to go to her own birthday party her wheel chair was hit by the truck delivering her birthday cake.


David Danil, 17 years old, was killed by his girl friend after he attempted to "have his way with her" his unwelcome advance was met with a double barreled shotgun. Charla's (the girlfriend) father had given it to her an hour before the date started, just in case.

Julia Smeeth, 20 years old, was killed by her brother Michael because she talked on the phone too long, Michael clubbed his sister to death with a cordless phone, then stabbed her several times with the broken arial.