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Diving ??
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below
sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth, but with no
scuba gear whatsoever. The diver went below another 20 feet,
and the guy joined him a moment later. The diver went down
even farther and the same guy was right behind him.
The confused diver took out out his waterproof chalkboard and wrote,
"How the heck are you able to stay under this deep without equipment?"
The guy took the board and chalk, erased what
the diver had written, and wrote,
"I'm drowning, you freakin moron...!"
sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth, but with no
scuba gear whatsoever. The diver went below another 20 feet,
and the guy joined him a moment later. The diver went down
even farther and the same guy was right behind him.
The confused diver took out out his waterproof chalkboard and wrote,
"How the heck are you able to stay under this deep without equipment?"
The guy took the board and chalk, erased what
the diver had written, and wrote,
"I'm drowning, you freakin moron...!"
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Oww deze komt van Barticus af, maar is wel super leuk
http://www.ofjeworstlust.com/kelvinoorlog.html
Oww deze komt van Barticus af, maar is wel super leuk
http://www.ofjeworstlust.com/kelvinoorlog.html
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband
stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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